They go around, copied to the perverse. I wanted to choose the ones that I liked the most.
“The software is like the sex: better if it's free and free ”
- Linus Torvalds
“All the operating systems out there are more or less the same. All are one mierda"
- Brian Valentine 2003
“¿Internet? Is that still around? ”
- Homer Simpson
“I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not selling your machine! ”
- Vidiu Platon
“Most of you are familiar with the virtues of programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience and excessive pride ”
- Larry Wall
"640K they should be enough for everyone ”
- Bill Gates, 1981
“If the car industry had followed the same development as computers, a Rolls-Royce it would cost 100 dollars today, it would circulate a million miles with 3,7 liters and it would explode once a year, eliminating everyone who was inside at that time ”
- Robert X. Cringely
You can read them all in Helektron